Fearless Financier Gifts

'Do you remember those good old days when we had nothing to fear but fear itself?'

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

'He can smell fear, but you can throw him off track by rubbing cash on yourself.'

Investor's Nightmare.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Got anything for the small investor?

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

Zoo dentist.

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

The Board of Fear

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

'I received your cheque twice, once from you and once from the bank.'

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

'I'll be seeing you again right after our Quarterly Earnings Report.'