Fearless Performer Gifts

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

Opera singer screaming at a mouse to get that high pitch.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

Don't have nightmares!

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

The Board of Fear

Zoo dentist.

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

Investor's Nightmare.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

"Oh, stop whining - you knew this was just a dental practice."

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

Resistance.

"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

"Our winner for the 50th time in a row..."

'It is a little-known fact that all our energy problems would be solved if kids weren't such total wimps.'

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

'Do you remember those good old days when we had nothing to fear but fear itself?'

"I worked my whole life to get to the top, only to find that I'm afraid of heights!"

Employee Assistance Program: Now treating; whistleblower's fear of retaliation.

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'