Fearless Comedian Gifts

"Oh, stop whining - you knew this was just a dental practice."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Perhaps we should start by addressing your fears."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

"This is the first time I’ve been this high, Cheryl..."