Fearless Comedian Pillows

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

"This is the first time I’ve been this high, Cheryl..."

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'