Fearless Jokester Pillows

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

A crab with a utility knife claw

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Men dancing

Pelobong

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"You idiots … we lost!"

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"So tell me about your last poop."

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'