Fearless Funny Gifts

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"This is the first time I’ve been this high, Cheryl..."