Fearless Funny Prints

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Perhaps we should start by addressing your fears."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'