Fearless Romantic Gifts

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

'Oh come on Justin, you know I'm terrified of luggage.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Monster under the bed.

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

Proposal on a snowboard

Don't have nightmares!

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Palm tree in love...

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"Oh, stop whining - you knew this was just a dental practice."

"There's one thing that scares me at Halloween."

"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

"Our winner for the 50th time in a row..."

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

'Do you have to shoot me with that. Can't you give me a couple of great pickup lines instead?'

'It is a little-known fact that all our energy problems would be solved if kids weren't such total wimps.'

'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

"Is everybody ready for our selfie video with the fearsome God of whatever-the-heck-it-is?"

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Late Night Doubts.

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

'Okay, let's go and ask them if we can buy them a drink. But try to look confident. They can sense fear.'

"That movie wasn't too scary for you, was it, son?"

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

Love and War