Fearless Builder Gifts

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

Zoo dentist.

The Board of Fear

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

Investor's Nightmare.

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."