Fearless Techie Gifts

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"You are still here."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

Things that scare Jimmy

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

Why god isn't listening...

Zoo dentist.

The Board of Fear

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."