Devout Techie Gifts

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Googler

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Tossing computer into canyon.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Snake with headphones.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Binary Meditation.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Driverless Car

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

www.meditation.commm

Remote control bridge in bath.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."