Devout Developers Gifts

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

The Computer Bore

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You have word-ill."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

Pokemon Get Lost

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Lockdown Brain

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

The Ordered List

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

Pasadena Playhouse War