Devout Driver Gifts

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

Team Leader

Cats on Board.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

A friar

"The long prayer peek."

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'Good Book?'

Safety - Driving.

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

The Off-Roading Commuter

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.