Devout Timekeeper Gifts

"The long prayer peek."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

A watch face with Stonehenge

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Policeman's face reveals clock.

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

Danger Quicksand

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

Do' you have the time?'