Quirky Timekeeper Gifts

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"It's a wind powered watch."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It's time to wake up!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

Do' you have the time?'

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'