Quirky Timekeeper Pillows

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"It's a wind powered watch."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

Policeman's face reveals clock.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Do' you have the time?'

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.