Devout Reader Gifts

'Good Book?'

'So, read any good book lately?'

'E-books?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

James Joyce.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Casual skydiving.

Stonehenge Books

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man reading in lamp

Book Shop

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"The long prayer peek."

Religious man watching religious TV

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

Mao Zedong.

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Library.

Mayakovskiy V.V.

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"

Tax Simplification made simple

Tread, don't tread.

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'