Devout Reader Gifts

'Good Book?'

'So, read any good book lately?'

'E-books?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

James Joyce.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Casual skydiving.

Stonehenge Books

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Book Shop

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

"The long prayer peek."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Religious man watching religious TV

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

Mao Zedong.

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

Library.

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

Mayakovskiy V.V.

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"

Tax Simplification made simple

'How to Eat while Reading' and 'How to Read while Eating'.

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'