Unexpected Reader Gifts

Man reading in lamp

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Speed reader...?"

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Gigolo Diary

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Louse and garden...

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

Older cousin press

'How am I doing?'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Impractical Gardener.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

New From Why? Books

'Good Book?'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.