Unexpected Reader Gifts

Man reading in lamp

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Speed reader...?"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

Gigolo Diary

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Louse and garden...

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

Older cousin press

'How am I doing?'

Impractical Gardener.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

New From Why? Books

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."