Mysterious Reader Gifts

“Well, I just wanted to say thanks for getting me into this book club.”

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Trivia/Great Literature.

Idle parts

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Sex Section in the Library

A spy

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The Farmer Sutra.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'Good book?'

The Curious George pop-down book

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Gigolo Diary

Multitasking

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Louse and garden...

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Misery lit...

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."