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“Well, I just wanted to say thanks for getting me into this book club.”

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Idle parts

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Trivia/Great Literature.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

A spy

Sex Section in the Library

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

The Curious George pop-down book

'Good book?'

The Farmer Sutra.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Gigolo Diary

Man reading in lamp

Multitasking

Misery lit...

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Louse and garden...

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.