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Guilty Dart Board

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

That scourge of Victorian London, 'Jack the Zipper' strikes again.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"We need rain."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Mystery of the Poets

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Company Ink.

Subway Thrillers

Mysteries.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"I couldn't finish that book either."