Unexpected Visitor Gifts

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man reading in lamp

'How am I doing?'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Surprise!'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

"This is how I roll, baby."

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

Life is full of surprises.

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

'You were lucky to catch us in - we didn't know you were coming!'

"The control group has taken control."

'I haven't been totally honest with you...'

'Anyway, I'll let you get on...'

'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'

"It's nothing, dear. Just a couple of old friends..."

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'