Unexpected Guest Lover Gifts

'Surprise!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

King and Jester

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Egg Surprise

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

"Surprised?"

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Awkward Moments

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings