Unexpected Pet Lover Gifts

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'How's your goldfish?'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Roget's Pet

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'