Unexpected Pet Owners Gifts

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Christmas Presents.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Dog fetches dice

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"He was a sea rescue."

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

"...and this attachment allows your cat to continue to sleep on top of the TV."

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

"The homework here is delicious!"

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

Animal Modelling Balloons

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

"Stop arguing—I'll walk myself."

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.