Unconventional Pet Owner Gifts

The recession begins to effect pet owners.

It was at times like this John had his doubts about keeping a wild boar as a pet in his flat!

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

101 uses of a dead cat: paddles.

'I'm training him to be a scientific advisor.'

101 uses of a dead cat: bonfire

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Cat box"

'Fetch.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

No littering...

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Robot walking pet robot

"You took too long!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist