Unconventional Pet Owner Gifts

The recession begins to effect pet owners.

It was at times like this John had his doubts about keeping a wild boar as a pet in his flat!

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

101 uses of a dead cat: paddles.

'I'm training him to be a scientific advisor.'

101 uses of a dead cat: bonfire

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Cat box"

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

No littering...

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Cat Show

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Robot walking pet robot

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'