Unexpected Pet Owners Pillows

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Christmas Presents.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Dog fetches dice

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"...and this attachment allows your cat to continue to sleep on top of the TV."

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

"The homework here is delicious!"

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Animal Modelling Balloons

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

'How's your goldfish?'

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

"Stop arguing—I'll walk myself."