Unexpected Dog Encounters Pillows

'I know I said, 'my dog doesn't bite'...he's not my dog!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

"Do you think I get a hole if he crawls into it?"

'En-counter'

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Monster in the Alley.

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'How's your goldfish?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'I didn't mean to trip over you so please don't go negative on me.'

There was once a man from Yuma...who told a joke to a puma...

"Whoa! What the …? Don’t sneak up on me like that!"

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

'I've always hated cats...but this one is different...kind of like a dog.'

"Mister Bones?!"

Pet Shop.

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

A snowman with a rodent problem

'You say your last job was in lion taming.'