Unexpected Dog Encounters Mugs

'I know I said, 'my dog doesn't bite'...he's not my dog!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

"Do you think I get a hole if he crawls into it?"

'En-counter'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

Monster in the Alley.

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

'How's your goldfish?'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'I didn't mean to trip over you so please don't go negative on me.'

There was once a man from Yuma...who told a joke to a puma...

"Whoa! What the …? Don’t sneak up on me like that!"

"Mister Bones?!"

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

No, Mr. Fusco, this is not a case of a man being trapped in the body of a wolverine. It's a case of a doctor being trapped in an examination room with a wild animal.

'I've always hated cats...but this one is different...kind of like a dog.'

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

Pet Shop.

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

A snowman with a rodent problem