Awkward Encounters Pillows

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'En-counter'

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."