Awkward Acquaintance Pillows

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

Town Hall Meeting.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"No politics or religion. This party’s MYOB — Mind Your Own Business."

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"How the hell are you?"

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"