Awkward Encounter Pillows

'En-counter'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Turtle Blind dates

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."