Unexpected Pet Lover T-Shirts

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'How's your goldfish?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Roget's Pet

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Click it or ticket.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

When Pugs dream.