Unexpected Pet Owner T-Shirts

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

"Cat box"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

No littering...

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Robot walking pet robot

Puppies

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"You took too long!"

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'Did you leave the stick in someone's living room?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...