Unexpected Pet Owner T-Shirts

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

"Cat box"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

No littering...

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Robot walking pet robot

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"You took too long!"

Puppies

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'Did you leave the stick in someone's living room?'