Unexpected Pet Fan T-Shirts

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Antler Buzzers.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Curiosity."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'