Performing Pet Fan T-Shirts

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

What does aloof mean?

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Curiosity."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

The Moo-Walk

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Is this your work?"

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"I need an extra large mailing tube."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

"Woof, woof!"

Snake -charmer's convention

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

'You ask him to leave.'

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

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