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"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Taking a peek at the audience

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Mating rituals

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."