Animal Performance Fan Gifts

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Taking a peek at the audience

Wolf Karaoke

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Mating rituals

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."