Animal Mimic Fan Gifts

March of the Ducklings

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Clandestine cows.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

Pete was what you would call 'easily distracted....