Animal Mimicry Fan Gifts

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

Multiple Personalities - 'Woof, meow, baa,moo.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Wolf Karaoke

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Clandestine cows.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….