Animal Disguise Fan Gifts

Clandestine cows.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Overkill, dude."

Antler Buzzers.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Tiger Costume

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….