Quirky Disguise Fan Gifts

'I tried to dress up with my sock, but it stunk like hell!'

Fly Football

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

He looks so natural lying there...

Jarvis Cocker

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

Bernice Mountain Dog

Masquerade

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Clandestine cows.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'He's been shot!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

French Animal Noises.

Builders fashion range

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'