Quirky Disguise Fan Prints

'I tried to dress up with my sock, but it stunk like hell!'

Fly Football

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

He looks so natural lying there...

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Clandestine cows.

Dog detectives

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Masquerade

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I believe in consistent branding."

French Animal Noises.

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Camouflage Paint.