Animal Impersonator Fan Gifts

George Bush - Goose.

'Hey buddy, where's the fire?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Trump Mask

'This is a real barnburner.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Clandestine cows.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Tiger Costume

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

Lion Costume

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We should talk more.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Charlotte's web-cam'