Animal Behavior Fan Gifts

Dogs sniffing each other. "Try gettign that sort of information on the internet."

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

"How the hell does he do that?"

Buttbook

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'Come on, come on!'

Ducks Queue Up in a 'V' for Information.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"Yeah, I know it's the mating season, I'm all fired up, but this year, I thought I'd go on a long hike instead of fighting..."

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

"Trust me - it ain't worth it."

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

'Geez, what's it's been, Gary? Six months?'

He'd call...

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Rex is superstitious. He refuses to play dead.'

'Best lookout we've ever had ..!'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"I only mouse after I've exhausted all diplomatic channels."

Cat's Shadow

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

"I’ve trained him to feed me each time I press this button."

"You can't hide from child support."

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

Well, so much for dinner

Some dogs just love the sound of their own bark, don't they?

Litterature

"Bourbon and toilet water for me, and bring a coke for the bitch."

"Pick the biggest, meanest dog in the yard, go up to him and sniff his butt."

"Knew 'em - ate 'em."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Mind if I cut in?"