Animal Behavior Fan Gifts

Dogs sniffing each other. "Try gettign that sort of information on the internet."

"How the hell does he do that?"

Buttbook

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'Come on, come on!'

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"Yeah, I know it's the mating season, I'm all fired up, but this year, I thought I'd go on a long hike instead of fighting..."

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"Trust me - it ain't worth it."

'Geez, what's it's been, Gary? Six months?'

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

'Rex is superstitious. He refuses to play dead.'

He'd call...

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

"It's me, honest Ralph! My owner changed shampoo when she bathed me!"

"Seems redundant to go on the stock page."

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Mind if I cut in?"

"The unlucky lemming"

"The not-so-great blue heron... Okay, I caught the fish. Now what do I do with it?"

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Crocodile Flossing

"Knew 'em - ate 'em."

"Pick the biggest, meanest dog in the yard, go up to him and sniff his butt."

"Bourbon and toilet water for me, and bring a coke for the bitch."

Litterature

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."