Feline Behavior Fan Gifts

One day, Kuddles notices that it was all just an illusion. He had wasted his entire life chasing an object that didn't exist.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'