Feline Behavior Aficionado Gifts

"So rude … yet adorable."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"I'll take this one."

'What's that humming sound?'

Funky Facts: Cats

Pet Cemetery.

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

Portrait of a Lady