Feline Behavior Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, at least we know our mouse catapult works."

Exterminating Company: Research Dept

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat Reunion

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"So who is this First pet?"

Portrait of a Lady

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"