Canine Behavior Fan Gifts

Role Reversals

While no one was watching, Brewster and Missy sneaked a quick Sniff under the Mistletoe.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Museum of Bones

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

No littering...

Mating rituals

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Santa Dog

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Animal immigration

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

The Rolling Bones

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'The Big Beg Theory'