Animal Behavior Fans Gifts

Self examination.

"My bark is worse than my bite. How can I reverse that?"

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

PlayDog.

Follow Me.

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

"What a career! She started out stealing silver thimbles and look at her now!"

"Well, it's nothing to people about."

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

Yep, marriage really domesticated Al. Now he sleeps like a dog, eats like a pig, and smells like a goat.

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

Opossum Morgue

Reptilian trauma.

If People Acted Like Dogs

They're mostly harmless

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"